Trying to diagnose a fault by long distance so I don't have a wasted 600 mile round trip (as the car is in France) and need someone with a 1999 or later car to do a little test for me. The car in question is a 1999 P38 diesel and the fault first appeared autumn last year. When turning the ignition on, only the SRS light came on and no instruments, warning lights or the message centre worked. After the car had been driven for a couple of miles and the interior was starting to warm up, it all came to life and worked normally. At that time, having a sneaking suspicion in the back of my mind that the connector behind the RH kick panel had something to do with data to the instruments so checked that. Sure enough, a bit green and after giving it a spray of contact cleaner, the dash all came back and worked as it should again. For a few days anyway then it started to do it again and was ignored for a while. Over summer when it was nice and warm and dry it all worked fine but now it has stopped working again.
So, while passing a couple of weeks ago, I called in and chopped the connector out, soldering and heat shrinking all connections. Switched the ignition on and all I got was an SRS light..... Checked the connector at the cluster and gave that a squirt of contact cleaner too. Still the same. Consulted RAVE and found that other than connections to various other systems, all the data connections to the instruments come off one connector at the BeCM, C1280, a white 16 way connector. One of the easier ones to get to as it is under the fuse panel and nothing other than the flap has to be removed. It has a locking tab on the bottom that can be lifted with a screwdriver and the plug pulled out by its wires.

Unplugged that to see if it had any moisture in it and to give it a squirt of contact cleaner only to find that every single warning light on the dash came on. This was with the ignition off and the key not even in the ignition! Plugged it back in and all the lights went out. Turning the ignition on and we were back to SRS light only.
My theory at this point was that a wire or two had chaffed the insulation (or a mouse has been in there nibbling at it) and with some damp one of the wires has been getting a high resistance short to ground. But as it was late at night, dark, below freezing and dinner was being dished up, gave up at that point. As I had a ferry to catch the following morning I concluded that a bit more research and thought had to go into this.
So I acquired an instrument cluster from a 2000 car and did some tests. From the ETM, the instruments have permanent power on pins 4 and 14 with permanent ground on 7 and 17. My idea was to power it up and then ground various other connections one at a time to identify which one was causing all the lights to come on. So I powered it up from my bench supply with nothing other than these 4 pins connected and guess what......

Wondering if this is normal behaviour and is some sort of undocumented bulb check feature, I went outside earlier and tried it on both of my cars. With the plug at the BeCM unplugged, the dash just sits there and looks at me and doesn't light up every warning light.
Now both my cars are 1998 and the ETM is different for a 1999. The fault is on a 1999 and I'm using an instrument cluster from a 2000. As far as I was aware, a later instrument cluster can be fitted to an earlier car and has almost certainly been done by someone because they want the posh green faces even though the parts listing shows loads of different part numbers for the instrument cluster. So can someone with a 99 or later unplug C1280 with the ignition off and tell me if all the warning lights come on or not?
I'm determined to get this fixed as it has become a personal challenge but the owner needs to sell the car and a French registered, diesel, P38 will fetch 4-5,000 Euros in France whereas a French registered, diesel, P38 with an electrical problem is virtually worthless.