I'm in no hurry to sell it, no - it's been sitting around for the past 3 years - and the past few months since it came back from repair... it is taking up space in the garage, but I can always take it back up to the workshop and stash it!
Chips - it could be that swapping both of them changed the immobiliser code aswell, so it won't start as it won't be getting the proper code from the BECM.. Also it might be possible to just swap one of the chips, as there's another DSE owner I know who has a chip for his, and it is only the one chip that he has to replace.. I don't know much about the internals of the engine ECU's so can't give any professional advice on that, sorry!
ABS... I don't think it's anything to freak out about just yet - if the system all works as it should. I've heard a couple of times from various places that it can be because there's either an internal leak in the ABS modulator, so the pressure bleeds down quicker than it should do - so the pump kicks in to pressurise it again, or it could be the pressurised fluid bleeding back down through the pump itself, which again will cause the pressure switch to turn the pump on. Other than it being annoying to listen to and the bit of extra wear on the pump - if the braking system is working fine, then it is worth making a note of it, and if you notice any adverse changes to the braking, then it might be work more investigation.
EAS pump... worth checking the valve block, yes - what rebuild kit did you use? Also worth checking the lines around the rear axle, as I've heard of a few occasions where they've got too close to the exhaust and melted through, but that also seems to be more with the air tank line - but might be worth a look when you have it up on the ramp to do the brake lines..
'06 4.2 Supercharged Black/Cream "Jess" -- Bought April 2021 (NZ)
'01 4.6 Vogue Black/Lightstone "Snog" -- Bought Jan 2012
'99 4.6 HSE Cobar Blue/Lightstone -- Sold March 2009
'95 4.6 HSE Epsom Green/Tan -- Traded June 2008