OK, guess what? It's still in the transport depot in Chelmsford and I've been fed another line of bullshit. Creative bullshit, yes, but total bullshit nonetheless.
Looks like I'm going to have to travel up there, prise my deposit back from them and drive the bloody thing back. Really reluctant to do that 'cos its pretty much been sitting for a year, just voyaging out to pass the MOT. Don't really want to risk wrecking it running 300 miles on old oil, non greased joints, stagnant petrol etc.
Bugger